Hangman Web page took to social media this afternoon to difficulty a hilarious press launch to AEW followers concerning what occurred this weekend and what’s going to happen going ahead:
“HANGMAN” ADAM PAGE SHARES HIS THOUGHTS AFTER BEING CROWNED ALL ELITE WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION AT FULL GEAR
After celebrating his championship win over Kenny Omega at AEW Full Gear by sharing seventeen orders of child again ribs from Chili’s with the Darkish Order, answering seventy-four congratulatory textual content messages and two asking to get them booked on Darkish, and obnoxiously loud night breathing his manner by two early morning Delta airways flights residence, “Hangman” Adam Web page has determined to share his ideas about and intentions as AEW World Champion
• “Hangman Adam Web page is declaring this Wednesday, November 17, as the primary Nationwide Cowboy Sh*t Day* with celebrations dwell from his residence state of Virginia this week on Dynamite.
• “Hangman” Adam Web page will proceed to extend his energy and cardiovascular coaching, add further dynamic and static stretching to his routine to limber out his inflexible body, and examine the vegan weight-reduction plan to organize for the primary contender Bryan Danielson. As champion, “Hangman” Adam Web page will welcome all different challengers as AEW sees match, however please God do not make him battle Wardlow and his large muscle t*ts once more.
• After seeing the unofficial, unauthorized, and most good show of “I do not give a sh*t about copyright,” “The Good, The Unhealthy, and The Elite” collection on YouTube, “Hangman Adam Web page will use his new leverage as champion to get that man a job or on the very least a pleasant letter and fruit basket.
• With the bonus fee that comes with successful the AEW World Championship, “Hangman Adam Web page will commerce in his gas-guzzling truck for an electrical automobile in an effort to cut back planet-warming emissions and encourage others to make the swap after they see how badass it appears with steer horns mounted on the entrance or no matter.
• “Hangman Adam Web page wish to ship a real and heartfelt thanks to the various followers that by no means gave up on him, even when he gave them each purpose to. They’ve helped him accomplish greater than he had ever imagined.
If you want to listen to extra of “Hangman” Adam Web page’s ideas on his latest championship win, “inform them I ain’t doing anymore of these podcasts so long as I dwell, you suppose I wanna be on the don and dookie youtube present or no matter yeah proper get a clue, I am champion now I acquired a lot sh*t to do I am already so confused.”
* Pending approval from the Nationwide Day Archives, which I actually doubt goes to occur since their final correspondence merely stated “Cease emailing us about this.”
Hangman Web page will have a good time his AEW Championship victory on Dynamite
This Wednesday’s episode of AEW Dynamite ought to show to be very fascinating as we won’t solely hear from Hangman Web page, however hopefully The Young Bucks as nicely who gave Web page the approving nod to hit Kenny Omega with the Buckshot Lariat to seize the championship.
What’s going to occur this Wednesday night time on AEW Dynamite with Hangman Web page main the cost? Tune in to search out out.
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Q. Will you be celebrating “Nationwide Cowboy Sh*t Day” on November 17?